The Two Turtles and the Human

Virág Dénes and Ádám Juhász


There is Rozi,the girl turtle.
There is Béla,the boy turtle.
And there is Tomi the strange human.
They are on a train.

Rozi

Well, Béla,what do you want to be when you will grow up to be a big turtle?

Béla

Hmm, good question, Rozi! I think I wanna be an astronaut! And you? What is your dream?

Rozi

Well I want to be an electrician, but if I can’t, then I wanna be a builder.

Tomi

(Kicking the door open.) Hi guys! The train is about to crash,so i would like to use this time to make friends.

Rozi

Hi, kid! How was your day? (Rozi looks confused for a second.) Wait… Aren’t you the driver?

(Tomi looks at his clothes, then looks back at the two turtles and shrugs his shoulders.)

Oh, it is no big deal, because its a Tesla train!

(Rozi & Béla look confused, but at the same time it seems they completely understand the situation.)

Béla

Come join us in our conversation about the meaning of life!

Tomi

You silly turtles, everyone knows the answer to that.

Rozi

So what is it, then?

(Tomi looks at Rozi as if she had not listened to him at all.) HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW? Anyways,aren’t you two supposed to be in New York?

Béla

Thanks for asking, but no, we are going to Kecskemét. I heard that the city got its name from a frog. How exciting!!

Tomi

Indeed, it’s exciting, but its not true. They named it after a dolphin.

Rozi

Haha, funny.

Tomi

I would like to inform you guys that the plane will be landing in a few moments, so make sure to exit through the windows!

Béla

Umm, who is piloting the train exactly? If you are here and the Tesla train is turned off?

(Tomi kicks the door shut and goes in the opposite direction of the cockpit.)